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Wit & Wisdom
Wisdom
Sometimes the world will twist you, and the one thing you need is a grin to set you straight. Not even a laugh, but just a funny bit of life to pull your cheeks up:

Wit of the Moment

What is your truth? When you hear something in your day that you think you'd like to apply to your life, or something that you wish you stood for, what do you do about it? As for me, I'm listing mine here, so that I don't forget them, and that I can try harder to incorporate them into my every day. So, what do you stand for? This is Wisdom:

Wisdom of the Moment


And sometimes you feel like a beer, and there's nothing like a Normism to start off with:

Normism of the Moment


Things You May Have Said

You don't need a groin to have nieces and nephews!
Kieran 'Captain Obvious' Kelliher


Riddles

There are 4 men and only 1 candle, they must cross a bridge that only holds 2 men at a time, and they must do it in 17 minutes. The candle is needed on every trip to see the way. It takes one of them 1 minute to cross, another 2 minutes, the third takes 5 minutes, and the last takes 10. Can you get them across in time?

The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Before the circle does appear
Place twice twenty-five, then five to the rear.
Add to this the middle of ten
And you shall have what conquers men.

You come to a fork in the road. Only one path goes where you want to be. At the intersection there are two men, one who always lies, one who is always honest. You can't tell which one is which and you only get one question to which both men will answer. What do you ask to get where you want to be?


Games

Play Chess (still fixing)

Play with my maze generator


Fun on the Web

I'm a man with 80% confidence. Wondering about yourself? Take the:
The Super-Scientific Remarkably Accurate Gender Test!
If you're like me:
Windows XP
Which OS are You?
Gryffindor
To which house do you belong???
Stewie
Which Family Guy character are you?

Can you say...

Fluvial geomorphology
Antidisestablishmentarianism

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